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Here are some of the funniest Children on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



Family Jokes > Children
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest. . . the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approachedthe Father ...

Family Jokes > Children
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow. " "Why not? " asks Joey...

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy? " "To make myself beautiful, " said his...

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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again. " "Well, uh, yes, it is. " repl...

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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this? " she asked. "A cat! " sai...

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A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to ge...

Family Jokes > Children
John: "I'm glad you named me John. "Mother: "Why? "John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme. "

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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home, "Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals. "

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