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Here are some of the funniest Children Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls? " asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies. " She was disappointed w...

Family Jokes > Children jokes
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ? '

Family Jokes > Children jokes
'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ? ' 'Yes dear, what about it ? ' 'Well your w...

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'Why are you crying, Ted ? ' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt. ' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet. ' 'But they are t...

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'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the...

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'You boy !' called a policeman. ' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters. . . . . . ' 'Really ? ' said the bo...

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A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O. ...

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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, '...

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