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Here are some of the funniest Baby Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip, " said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oi...

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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear? " The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parent...

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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "Wha...

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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking th...


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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?

But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is...

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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say, " said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish les...

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller....

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