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Here are some of the funniest Computer Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand? " " My right hand. " " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch...

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"This little computer, " said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you. " Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll ta...

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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

- Well, dear. . . Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ...

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. . . . . Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?...

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100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bi...

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1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me! " and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for ab...

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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA to...

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A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder on my computer broke! ...

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