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Here are some of the funniest Celebrities on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's...

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, b...

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say? "Child: "Moooo! "Mother: "Great! What does t...

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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart. " Swartzen...

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously k...

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out "? They're called "dykeees ". They have a longer than normal tongue and yo...

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood. . . .

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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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