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''Have you heard my knock-knock joke? '' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start. ''

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. . . Q. ) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A. ) Because red means Stop.

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51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, o...

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation at...

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rush...

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A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, a...

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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and s...

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