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Here are some of the funniest Zoo Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
"Hey, Pop, " pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys? " "What's the matter with you? " asked his father. "Why would you w...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and ...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and ...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out t...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth, " the vet told him. "How do I do that? " he asked. "Carefully, " repli...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ? " he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose f...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tour...

Animal Jokes > Zoo jokes
Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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