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Here are some of the funniest Snake Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"So glad to meet you " said the Hindu politely ?

"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes. . . can't see well these days ". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of ...

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Did you hear about the stupid snake?

He lost his skin.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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Have you heard about the slippery eel ?

Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope') "

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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush unt...

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