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Here are some of the funniest Rabbit Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there? " she asked. The rabbit replied, ...

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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?

The rabbit had two b's already.

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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now....

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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

He's the Easter Bungee!

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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?

It was an inn-grown hare!

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?

Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

He was a millionhare!

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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