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Here are some of the funniest Mouse Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?

Mom ! I see an angel.

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Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Is there a mouse in the house ?

No, but there's a moose on the loose !

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One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that?

I don't know how, but every time I run through ...

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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?

Mice Krispies !

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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