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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume? " he asked the cosmetics c...

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?

Because he's a beef-eater.

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?

A ding-dong King Kong.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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