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Here are some of the funniest Horse Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again " the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too! ...

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, " Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning. " The starting g...

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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur? " asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir? " ...

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?

It got angry and bit at the champ!

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Did you find my horse well behaved?

Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?

He always said "Neigh "

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