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Here are some of the funniest Gorilla Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I? ''

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