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Here are some of the funniest Frog Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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What do you say if you meet a toad ?

Wart's new !

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

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