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Here are some of the funniest Frog Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan c...

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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK " Not sure she was sane...

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened?

It Kermit-ted suicide.

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a ...

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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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