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Here are some of the funniest Elephant Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in? ' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'Wh...

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help " "Yes I do ", said the elephant, "get...

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- fi...

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Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant. "?

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a ...

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?

He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich?

First of all, you get a very large loaf. . .

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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