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Here are some of the funniest Dog Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?

How a...

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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site! " The hound asked ...

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be...

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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here! " The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm train...

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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might b...

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A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here! " He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound...

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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the ...

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it? " "Well, " said the vet "let...

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