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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?

Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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