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Here are some of the funniest Cow Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?

Well, he's a ...

Animal Jokes > Cow jokes
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones! " the farmer answered.

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what?

Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Far...

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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

No! Did he hurt the cows?

No, he just grazed ...

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Did you hear about the snobby cow?

She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?

No, only medium rare!

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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