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Here are some of the funniest Cat Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Doctor, " said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat! " "How long have you had this problem? " the doctor asked. "Lest's...

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. . . They ...

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me ", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out? " "Sure, " replied the cat. ...

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that ...

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: ...

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?

The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?

The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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