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Here are some of the funniest Bird Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Look at that speed! " said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph! " snorted the other. "You would fly...

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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived ...

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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in tha...

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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? ? ?

You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday. "

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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an exple...

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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?

"He wanted to be a hentertainer. "

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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How do you get a cut-price parrot ?

Plant bird seed !

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