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Here are some of the funniest Ant Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

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What do you call a greedy ant ?

An anteater !

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What do you call a smart ant ?

Elegant !

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

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What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

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