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Here are some of the funniest Animal Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost? BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show? THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manage...

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A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side o...

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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog. He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head. The druggist says ...

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A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm. . .

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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear? " "Yes " "What are you doing at the movies ? " "Well, I...

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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipe...

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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human bei...

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