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Here are some of the funniest Aardvark Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are y...

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?

It's the VCRdvard

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How do you define an aardvark?

Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six. . . three on the back and three in the trunk!

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I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it...


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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You wou...

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