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Here are some of the funniest Elderly Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom? " asked Marvin. "I'm not feeling we...

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A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you? "The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?...

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directio...

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Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . . All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could...

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An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart "? . No reply. Moved to 10' ...

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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you k...

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now. ...

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A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Gran...

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