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Here are some of the funniest Beauty Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian! "said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother. ''Sophia Loren? '' "No-spaghett...

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already ...

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm, " said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is. " The next week the b...

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing, " replied the assi...

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you? , I've never seen anyone so hideo...

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?

Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?

She finished it in two.

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